Ok maybe I am getting old!

Last week we were at Vern and Barbara's, and I found a small bottle of what I thought was lotion. Who needs glasses, when I can obviously tell what it is? So I immediately started applying lotion to myself, my arms, and my legs. After a few minutes, I noticed that I felt greasy rather than smooth. Putting on my glasses, I saw that I had just applied head and shoulders shampoo to myself---ewww! Then this week I was visiting my mom and decided to curl her hair. I had to go to the locked cupboard to get the hairspray, again without my glasses. I found a tall bottle of a nice pink color that said Suave on it, with 24 underneath. Well, Suave makes hair products, right? and 24 must mean super hold. So I took it back into my mothers room, and started to spray it on her hair. I noticed it was kind of powdery, but thought it must be kinda old. When I finished I brought it back out front, and told the caregivers I was going to put away the hair spray. They all looked at me strangely and then started laughing, and told me I had just curled my mother's hair with Suave Deodorant!! (I didn't know Suave made deodorant!) Luckily my poor mom's hair was powdery, rather than greasy. I guess I am going to have to wear my glasses around my neck so I can see always! Oh dear.